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我惧怕森林 "I'm scared of the forests.
出自但丁《神曲·地狱篇》第一首 森林
“当人生的中途 我身处黑暗的森林之中 "In the midway of this mortal life, I found me in a gloomy wood,
“迷失了方向 "astray. Gone from the path:
“若要说那个森林的广漠 "and even to tell, That forest, how robust its growth,
“我一想到 心里就起一阵害怕 "Which to remember only, my dismay.
“不下于死的光临 "Renews, in bitterness not far from death...
“且把我的亲眼所见说一番” All else will I relate discovered there."
- 不用过去 我都看过了 - 怎么样 - Don't go there. I've checked. - And?
简直是个笑话 酒店太贵也就算了 这家根本就不在海边 A joke. Fine if the hotels are pricey, but this one, not even by the seafront.
但我已经打电话问了 不知道会这样 But I called, I don't get it.
- 问问这家？ - 来都来了 - Try this one? - Since we're here already.
早上好 Bom dia!
我们是来投宿的 We come'sh for the room'sh.
阿姨 来了两位客人 Auntie! Two gentlemen to have a look.
- 你是法国人？ - 是啊 我阿姨也是 - Are you French? - Yes, like my aunt.
好棒 How charming!
当然 我们有双人间 ...absolutely, one room for two
两间房也可以 包三餐 正好有个客人刚走 or two rooms full board, as one of our guests has just left.
你们待多久 How long will you stay?
- 一星期吧 - 我考试没过 要补考 - A week? - I flunked an exam, I need to resit.
- 还在念书？ - 学法律 三年级 - You're a student? - Law. Third year.
- 哦 学习 - 全靠临时抱佛脚 太太 - Oh, studies... - One has to cram, Madame.
你们的卫生间在这 ...So here you have a bathroom.
一间客房在这里 And here's one of the rooms.
宝贝 你在这儿干嘛 What are you doing here, sweetie?
这是我女儿 蕾娜 May I introduce my daughter, Lena...
早餐会送到卧室 It's breakfast in bed,
正餐在楼下吃 我这是家庭旅馆 and dinner downstairs. It's a family business,
我希望保持家的氛围 we want to keep a certain atmosphere.
嘉特芮会来铺床 你们先住着 Catherette will make the beds, and give it a go with the...
如果你们觉得没问题的话 If it's all right with you.
- 没问题的 太太 - 我也是 - Absolutely. Madame... - Same with me.
- 你们的行李呢 - 在车里 - And your luggage? - In the car.
- 房费的话... - 我们有两个人 所以要两间 - As for the price... - We are two so we should take both.
我们是家庭旅馆 所以先生们... This is a family business, gentlemen, so er...
放心 太太 Needn't worry, Madame.
好了 就这么多了 Oh, the things I've seen...
我看到有个停车场 我去停车拿行李 I passed a car park, I'll see to the car and get my stuff.
我想去森林散散步 I'd like to take a walk in the forest.
后门通吗 Is there a way through the back?
通的 先生 Certainly, Sir.
直走就可以到后门 穿过花园就行 The gate is straight ahead, through the garden.
浴巾已经放在卫生间了 I've put some towels in the bathroom.
该死 要下雨了 Shit, it's going to rain.
有只鸟 被吊死了 There was a bird, hanged.
- 怎么吊死的 - 一根蓝色的线 电线 - Hanged, how? - From blue string. From a cable.
停车场真乱 什么鸟 What a hassle to park. What kind of bird?
应该是只麻雀 A sparrow, I think.
这外套是丝质羊驼毛的 贵着呢 Silk and alpaca. Expensive.
可能只是小孩的恶作剧 Just kids. A prank...
那这小孩也太奇怪了 It's too weird for a kid.
- 怪怪的 - 还真是 - Bizarre. - I would say even more...
怪怪的 Bizarre.
真美 How pretty.
托尔斯泰说过 我们最大的错误在于混淆了善与美 Tolstoy wrote that our biggest mistake is to confuse the pretty with the good.
说的是当代吗 Times are modern, aren't they?
- 你的意思是我老派？ - 多少有点 - So you want to say I'm old-fashioned? - A bit.
- 萨特是谁 - 让-保罗 可怜的斜眼 - Who, who? - Jean-Paul, a mistaken cross-eye.
- 你认识？ - 就跟认识托尔斯泰一样 - An acquaintance of yours? - Like Tolstoy.
《摩登时代》不是卓别林的电影吗 "Modern Times", isn't it a Chaplin film?
- 难道她不美吗 - 太美了 中产阶级 她父母 我父母 - Isn't she pretty? - Too pretty. Bourgeoisie, our parents...
- 你父母是做什么的 - 爸爸是律师 跟我爷爷一样 - What do your parents do? - Dad's a judge.
- 妈妈呢 - 家庭主妇 - And your mum? - Housewife.
有点冷漠的家庭 A cold house.
- 这个托尔斯拓... - 是托尔斯泰 - This Tolstu who... - Tolstoy!
好吧 他写过什么来着 他是谁 Yes, the guy who writes... who's he?
他是作家 俄国人 A writer. Russian.
你朋友？ Friend of yours?
我来自巴黎 我从事时尚行业 你乘火车来的？ I'm from Paris. A rag trade slave.
吊死的麻雀 嘉特芮的唇 The hanged sparrow, Catherette's lip.
- 你知道拉尔夫和朗吗 - 不清楚 - You know Ralph and Lang? - Not really.
- 你现在打算干嘛 - 思考 - What's your plan now? - To think.
普通刑法 General Criminal Law.
晚餐准备好了 Dinner is served.
在哪 Where?
楼下 Downstairs.
不要急 总会有办法 Don't fret. It always ends the same way.
那个 你迟早会发现的 有了我的太太 Well... me, you will notice... Now I'm just a spare part in
我显得如此多余 the hands of my better half.
就像是滴水的龙头 油画的底漆 待扫的落叶 The dripping tap, undercoat of paint, fallen leaves to rake...
这是我的继子 如果可以这么说的话 卢西恩 Master Lucien, my stepson, if I may say-um.
他娶了我太太的女儿 蕾娜 Married to Lena, who is the daughter of my spouse.
蕾娜是她第一段婚姻爱的结晶 也是我美丽的宝贝 Fruit of her first marital bliss, my charming dumpling.
哦 对不起 亲爱的 Oh sorry, my love...
你不觉得被吊死的麻雀很诡异吗 You don't find a hanged sparrow weird?
确实 就在上周 我发现附近 Indeed. Just last weekend I noticed a chicken
有一只被吊死的鸡 hanged near the house.
卢西恩是个年轻的建筑师 总是观察细致 Lucien is a young architect.
真好笑 晃悠的麻雀 Laughable, these sparrows dangling,
悬挂的小鸡 chickens hanging.
就像是一石二鸟似的 你想想 Like killing two birds with one stone. Well, imagining...
- 是个施虐狂？ - 失业的坏人 - A sadist? - A bad man out of work.
对 坏人一个 Yes, a bad man.
- 你就是要和我作对吗 - 我说的是坏人 - Must you contradict me? - I'm saying bad.
- 我说那些都是坏人！ - 是 就是那些没工作在工作的 - These are bad guys! - The out of work at work.
你已经语无伦次了 You don't even know what you're saying!
蕾娜 我最亲的宝贝 Lena, my own Juliette,
能把萝卜酒递给你继父吗 can you pass the radishing wine-um to your stepfather?
我推荐用萝卜酒配酸奶 I recommend the radishes
味道独一无二 with this yoghurt, totally unique.
我太太很擅长做私房乳制品 My wife is a specialist in home-made dairy.
诀窍就是如何发酵 The key is in the way it ferments.
那味道... The taste...
我希望今晚会暖和一点 I hope it will be milder tonight.
（英语）雨季已经过去了
（英语）天气会越来越冷
雨季已经过去了 It's the after season.
天气会越来越冷 The weather has turned cold.
我能开电视么？马上就要播时装表演了 Mind if I turn up the TV? The fashion show is about to start.
你现在又是在忙活什么？我还在说萝卜酒呢 What are you fussing about now? Don't you hear daddy radishing away?
起码非常大胆 拉尔夫和朗 At least they're ballsy, Ralph and Lang.
刚开始 我们关系很融洽 At first things were sweet between us.
后来我开始让他们厌烦 Then I started pissing them off.
现在我算是彻底惹毛他们了 Now I just piss them off.
他们成天躲着我 All day, they steer clear of me.
只要我咳嗽一声他们就这样 All it takes is for me to cough...
他们像是被巨大的鸟笼罩住了 Around them is a huge bird cage.
胡言乱语 说长道短 叽里咕噜 Babbling, gossiping, chirping.
我像是皮疹一样遭人嫌恶 And me, I'm the rash. Hatred.
而我呢 恨我的是我的父母 Me, it's my parents who hate me.
至少在我父亲眼里我很失败 At least my father, for my failure.
- 那你妈妈呢 - 她总是沉默 - And your mum? - Silent.
我讨厌法律 I hate law.
甚至厌倦写小说 I even tried writing a novel.
- 是惊悚小说吗 - 为什么是惊悚小说 - A thriller. - Why a thriller?
比较看得进去 Easier to read.
本来打算取名叫《闹鬼》 It was to be called "The Haunted".
- 《孬鬼》？ - 还没出版 - "The Daunted"? - It wasn't published.
我把电脑关了 Well I shut down my computer.
哦 是吗 Oh really?
手机也关了 I switched off my phone.
让他们见识一下 That way they'll see...
我不在 会是什么样 What it's like without me.
没有我的三个礼拜 男装展 Three weeks without me, the menswear collection...
模特 编排 花艺 Models, menus, flowers...
你看到卢西恩了吧 挺帅的 是吧 Have you seen Master Lucien? Handsome guy, huh?
- 你看到他的手了吗 - 看到了 - Have you seen his hands? - Yeah.
为什么要吊死它 Why hang it?
谁干的 Who hanged it?
北斗七星 The Big Dipper...
小熊座 The Little Dipper...
天秤座 Libra...
月球 The Moon...
不懂 I don't know.
我惧怕黑夜 I'm scared of the night.
富克斯？ Fuchs?
弄疼你了吗 Did I hurt you?
真奇怪 这儿有一只 那儿还有一只？ How strange that a thing is before, another behind?
我疯了吧 I am absurd.
今天会是美好的一天 We'll have a lovely day today.
假期就要一天当两天过 One must make the most of it when on holiday.
卢西恩先生和蕾娜已经走了 Monsieur Lucien and Lena have already left.
哦 谢谢 Oh, thanks.
卢西恩先生正在帮他们装修房子 Monsieur Lucien is doing up a charming house for them.
非常朴素的风格 Very rustic.
虽然拖拉了一点 不过还是很好看 It's dragging on a bit, but great.
卢西恩先生最近不太顺利 Monsieur Lucien is having a hard time.
蕾娜小姐一直想做演员 但现在却在教书 Miss Lena dreamed of acting, but now she teaches.
他们很登对 是吧 They make a sweet couple, eh?
结婚都两个月了 还很... Married for two months and still...
恩爱 In love...
他们整天待在房里不出来 They stayed in their room all day.
像是还在 It was like their...
洞房里 Nuptial suite.
没错 Right.
说真的 现在开始消停点了 毕竟... Mind you, now it's settling down a bit. With time...
已经过了一阵子 With time passing.
爱啊 Oh love.
真是一桩美事 但对我来说不是 Good thing it's not for me.
她说的“一桩美事”是什么意思 What did she mean by "good thing"?
昨晚你去哪了 Where were you last night?
这位先生在查岗吗 Monsieur was on watch?
不关你事 It's not your business.
你要是敢沾点什么毛病回来... If you come back with a disease...
我打安全牌的 I play safe.
主要是找找感觉 虽然其实没什么意思 The senses, even when they make no sense...
我们去看看你的麻雀吧 We'll go see your sparrow.
- 嘉特芮 - 怎么了 - Catherette... - What?
谁要有了她的那张嘴哦...可以说 肯定受不了 When one has a mouth like hers... Manipulated, I could say.
只对自己 只为自己 He, to himself, for his own.
只对自己 只为自己 He, to himself, for his own!
在这？ It was here?
就在这 Well, yeah.
这根绳子？ The string?
我们去海滩怎么样？ What about going to the beach?
- 那我把功课放一放 - 好吧 - I'll skip my homework. - My pleasure.
等等我 Wait.
- 别跟我说... - 拉尔夫和朗 - Don't tell me... - Ralph and Lang.
- 借来的？ - 算是吧 - Borrowed? - More or less.
跟你的时髦衣服一样？你是负责跑腿的吧？ Like your chic suit? You're the errand boy, right?
- 我是来复仇的 - 我也是 - I came here in retaliation. - Same with me.
是那个漂亮妹子 挺时髦的那个吧？ This pretty girl, the posh one?
她把我甩了 跟一个格勒诺布尔的白痴跑了 She dumped me for an idiot from Grenoble.
来吧 上车 她们总是不选我们 选白痴 They always dump us for idiots.
《孬鬼》 "The Daunted."
什么？ What?
你的书名 The title.
是《闹鬼》 "The Haunted."
闹我 是吗 "The Fuck-ted", right!
你还没说过内容呢 You never told me what it was about.
- 爱情故事 - 你自己的故事？ - A love story. - Like yours?
恰恰相反 The opposite.
他和她像是一只苹果的两半 Him and her, like an apple split in half.
乱伦？ Incest?
他是她的网球教练 He was her tennis coach.
所以就是挺时髦的那个姑娘？ So she was the posh girl?
书里恐怖元素来自于一条挂着的毛巾 Except the horror came from a towel hanging.
- 挂在哪里 - 上锁的房间里 - Hanging where? - A locked room.
- 然后呢 - 毛巾动了 - And? - The towel is moving.
- 自己动了？ - 翻腾起来了 - By itself? - It billows.
它自己翻腾起来了 On its own, it billows.
只写了初稿？ Just a draft?
差不多 I wish.
- 您父亲看过吗 - 他讨厌我写的 - Your father read it? - He hated it.
那您母亲呢？ Your mother?
她假装看不懂 She pretended not to understand.
拿着 Hold it.
好多水啊！ So much water!
富克斯的偶像 Fuchs' idol.
而我 我的偶像在剧场里 For me, it would be theatre.
愚蠢念头的野蛮力量 The savage power of a stupid thought.
您说的那只鸟？ Your bird?
就是它 In person.
让我坐在她边上吧 一次就好 Oh, for once to be seated near to her.
我们先以你相称 好吗 First names, okay?
各种奇妙的际遇 能把打火机拿给你继父吗 Multiple adventure-ess, pass the gas to your stepfather?
真是让人心醉神迷 Rapture of the senses...
小烟鬼 ...little smoking goose.
好吧 So then,
我们公司的老板说 莱昂 对待客人的方式是回避和反差 the big boss of my outlet. Leon, dodging and contrast.
如果你对客人太好 可以适当回避 说句脏话 If you're too soft with a client, dodge, drop a dirty word
这样他才不会觉得你太过殷勤 in order not to get complacent,
而且你还可以稍微强势一点 choke his peepee... And toughen the terms.
是啊 但是世事难料 Yes, but who can assure anyone of anything?
老板的秘书 Look, the secretary of the boss-um
笨得要命 在老板那告密 as dumb as one can be, ratting the day she was at the boss-um,
说我往纸箱里吐唾沫 to tell him that I spit in the paper basket.
对了 但... Yes, but...
那天她穿了什么衣服来着 What blouse did she wear on that day?
带刺绣的那件 The one with the embroidery.
但是那一天 事先不知道 But then one day, unannounced
老板的老板 就是管所有店的那个来了 the big boss-um of the boss-ums, the one of all the outlets
我一下子 and me already being
就矮了一截 the under boss-um of our outlet.
于是我接待了他 还搞出了个大乌龙 So, I received him, I made a big splash
精致的午餐 顶级的餐厅 with an elegant lunch, best restaurant-um.
然后呢 And then
当我在给他上酒的时候 when I was to serve him the vin-um
我把半瓶酒都倒在他衬衣 领带 马甲上了 I flung half a bottle on his shirt.
你猜他怎么说？ Tie, vest-um, whatever. Know what he said?
老板的老板浑身是酒 The boss-um of the boss-ums drenched in C么tes du Rh么ne.
他说 He said:
“莱昂 看得出来你已经学得很好了” "Leon, I see that you have been to the right schools."
莱昂！ Leon!
莱昂！莱昂！莱昂！ Leon! Leon! Leon!
酸模汤 Sorrel soup!
配莳萝 With dill.
第二道妈妈之选美味 Another delight from Mummsy-the-Gourmette!
白煮蛋 With eggs hard boiled!
烟灰缸 The ashtray
和麻雀？ and the sparrow?
我再说一遍 是嘉特芮 I'll say it again: Catherette.
- 她太单纯了 - 没这么多单纯的人 - She's too simple. - Nobody is simple enough.
“这手 这腿 这网 通通错乱” "The hand, the leg, the mesh, what disorder."
什么错乱？ What disorder?
错乱的事物 This dis-order of the things.
- 还有 她喜欢动物 - 谁？ - And then she likes animals. - Who?
嘉特芮 她床上睡着只猫咪 Catherette. The cat slept on her bed.
哦 因为有人来过了？ Oh, because Monsieur visited?
- 也许她把麻雀拿回去了？ - 麻雀没法自己再挂回去 - Maybe she retrieved the sparrow? - It can't rehang itself.
我感觉像在上流社会 I feel like I'm in high society.
- 哦 是啊 - 我有看到你 - Oh really. - Yeah, I really saw you.
- 什么 - 司汤达 - Stendhal. - Yeah?
- 我是格勒诺布尔人 - 所以呢 - I'm from Grenoble. - So?
司汤达出生在格勒诺布尔 Stendhal was born in Grenoble.
电光火石间 于连·索海尔牵住她的手 Lightning fast, Julien Sorel grabbed her hand.
他的魄力 如同拿破仑式的征服 He dared. A Napoleonic conquest.
他的胆量 如同军事天才的致命一击 The boldness, a stroke of military genius.
- 这是你写的？ - 不是 - Is that your writing? - No.
蕾娜 如血液般鲜活 Lena, who pulses like blood.
哦啦啦 真是够了 我要出去走走 Oh la la, I've had it. I'll go take a walk.
一张嘴与另一张嘴相连 The mouth that relates to another mouth
似繁星相照 like a star to another star...
一边是丑陋的转瞬即逝的微斜偏离 On the one hand, the ugliness of a fleeting sidelong deviation
而另一边... and on the other...
两张嘴毫无共性 That two mouths which have nothing in common
却又微妙地相似 nevertheless have something in common.
夜间才浸湿 却如同浸泡了整个冬天 Saturated in night, already steeped in the winter.
《摩登时代》 "Modern Times."
- 萨特奇丑无比 像只癞蛤蟆 - 你又认识？ - Sartre was hideous, a toad. - Another acquaintance?
他还拒绝了诺贝尔 And he refused the Nobel Prize
文学奖 for Literature.
蕾娜 Lena...
只有当有陌生人来的时候 我们才会注意到 It's only when someone new sees it that it jumps out at us.
“好的 阿姨 我明天就去” "Yes auntie, I'll go tomorrow."
她才不会去 而我的审美相当敏锐 Never will she, and I am very sensitive on an aesthetic level.
我告诉她我会买单的 她就像我的侄女 I told her I'd pay for it. She's like my niece.
我不会让家里人失望的 I'm not letting down the family
即使它们一点都不好看 完全不着调 even if they are un-aesthetic, in an aesthetic sense, out of place.
一件穿了五年的衣服 A five-year drag...
缝缝补补还能再穿 You just need to recut and resew.
那次事故 公车 粉碎 The accident, the bus, smash!
撞在了一棵树上 Into a tree!
莱昂这 莱昂那的 蕾娜 卢西恩 And Leon this, Leon that, and Lena, and Lucien...
谢天谢地 蕾娜找了个好人家 Thank God Lena found a decent man.
只是他们像莱昂一样 闲着两只手什么都不干 Except they'll do nothing with their soft little hands, like Leon.
她这是跟她亲爸学的 She gets that from her late father. I deal with
我就得缝纽扣 泡咖啡 做三明治 拌沙拉 买报纸 buttons, coffee, sandwiches, salad, newspapers,
什么都得照顾到 and chops, and salads, and so on...
更别说是那些房客了 and the tenants on top of that.
其中一个还得了肺结核 我不得不整天服侍着 The one with tuberculosis, I had to serve cream all day.
今天比昨天冷了 It's colder than yesterday.
下雨之后会好一点 It'll be better after the rain.
这么一天天的生活 This after that and not the other way around.
哎呀呀 Ti-ri-ri!
独轮车加上自行车 就成了三轮车 When an icycle mounts a bicycle it makes a tricycle.
这里加床被单 那里给个灌肠 A sheet for this one, an enema for that one...
我什么都见识过 I've seen it all.
你就不能去帮嘉特芮弄下豌豆吗 Won't you help Catherette with the peas?
还有酱汁 And the sauce?
我干保险这一行35年了 先生 35 years in the insurance business, Sir.
但是全球经济崩溃 金融危机 大量裁员 But the collapse of the global economy, the crisis, lay-offs, redundancies...
所以为了维持生计 So we had to make endies meet
我们开始出租 and we started to rent.
和这个连钉子都不会钉的男人在一起17年了 17 years with a man who can't hammer a nail.
但愿他不要因为豌豆受伤 Pray he won't wreck himself over the peas...
抱歉 我来晚了 Sorry I'm late.
还顺利吗 Did it go well?
非常顺利 Couldn't have gone better.
要知道他是个俄国人 Imagine that he's a new Russian.
实实在在的卢布 Roubles in real time.
最好的客户 The best customers.
大金字塔的奥秘
不 这是我的事 Oh no, this is my thing.
他上任太太都没有提醒我 That his first wife never warned me
我之后会和什么样的人打交道 who I would have to deal with...
好吧 她没法提醒我 因为她已经死了 Well, she couldn't have, dead as she was.
我跟你说 I'm telling you...
他反复无常 the caprices,
脏乱不堪 a calamity for all this filth.
你的丝巾在哪 Your scarf, where is it?
常常是在夜里 他就开始哀哀叫 Often at night when he starts to whine...
风湿病 咽喉炎 他的肝啊 他的肾啊 Rheumatism, angina, his liver, his kidneys...
别发疯 Stop this madness...
如此诱惑 this debauchery.
我想起来嘉特芮明天要请假 To think that Catherette has asked for the day off tomorrow.
听着 她约了明天去莱昂医生朋友那看嘴唇 Mind you, she promised to go to Leon's surgeon friend for her lip.
莱昂连换灯泡都不会 Leon doesn't know how to change a light bulb.
她激动过度了就会这样 Oh, it happens to her, when she gets overexcited.
你来说说 岳父 What do you think, father-in-law?
10个士兵一列 排队前进 Ten soldiers marching one behind the other,
如果改变他们的排列顺序 比如第三个换到第四个 how much time would it take to exhaust all possible combinations of their order,
每天只能改变一次顺序 putting the third in place of the fourth, etc.?
需要多久才能穷尽所有的排列方式 We can only make one change per day.
3个月？ Three little-um months?
计算出来是一万年 Ten thousand years was calculated.
- 科学吗 - 用计算机算的 - Scientifically? - By computer.
真他妈的科学 Scientifuckally, yeah.
你要这么弄的话 In the scheme of things,
事件 地点 时间 方式 动机 what, where, when, how, why,
工具是什么 with what?
你没理解 差不多爸爸 You don't get it, almost-father.
- 理解什么？ - 这个组织 - Get what? - The organisation.
什么组织 What organisation?
世界非理性组织 The irrational organisation of the world.
因为你以为 我的小脑袋瓜秀逗了 Because you think, my little birdbrains, pecking at crumbs...
咔砰砰 那种东西是能理解的？ Kaboom, something like that can be seized?
消失了 Bang, pffft, gone.
我觉得我花了好多年才想通 Took me years to think it over, me, I think.
自从莱昂·沃提斯被保险公司开除了 Since Leon Woytis was fired from insurance,
他啥都没干 光想 he does nothing but think.
那你呢？ What about you?
哦欸 水手！ Ahoy, sailors!
他怕他的前丈母娘 不许他抽烟 He's afraid of his ex mother-in-law. No smoking!
吸一口吧 Have a puff, what with your duff ticker.
别再逗我了 Just stop pulling my leg.
- 你的麻雀？ - 开始下雨的时候他就在那了 - Your sparrow? - He was there when it started to rain.
我觉得不会有人会在下雨的时候把它剪下来 I can't imagine someone cutting it down in the rain.
- 那你的鸡仔呢？ - 消失了 真奇怪 - And your chicken? - That's what surprised me: vanished.
你的表？ Your watch?
假货 中国产的 Fake. Made in China.
这么说我就懂了 It makes a certain impression.
- 那俄国人呢？ - 还是俄国人 - And the Russian? - Still Russian.
我们什么时候吃草？ When do we graze?
他已经失控了 He's gone off the rails.
是的 丈夫的手似乎很规矩 Yes, the hand of the husband seemed quite well behaved
但这又意味着什么呢 but what do appearances mean?
他触摸她的方式是何等的重要 It all depends on how he touches her.
- 这位司汤达女士结婚了？ - 是雷纳尔女士 - This Madame de Stendhal was married. - De R锚nal.
你的名字是怎么来的 Your first name. Where does it come from?
我能清楚地想象 那种得体的触摸 I can well imagine a decent touch
或是不得体的 自由的 狂暴的 甚至粗鲁的 or an indecent one, libertarian, furious, even brutal,
寻常的双手为何不以非常的方式相互触摸呢 because why would regular hands not touch each other in irregular ways?
而她放任自己 To think that she lets herself go regardless
堕落深渊 to worsen the indecency...
只要他勾勾她的手指 If he had just hooked a finger on her finger
就足够两人放浪云雨 it would have been enough for both to attain the supreme licentiousness.
放浪云雨 Supreme licentiousness.
听起来不错 That sounds good.
某个夜晚 One evening,
你记得么？我们在静默中飘荡 do you remember? We were drifting in silence.
- 怎么了 - 墙角 - What? - The corner.
- 什么 - 你看到了什么 - What? - What do you see?
什么都没有 Nothing.
岛屿背后的直线 地峡附近的三角 This straight line behind the island and the triangle close to the isthmus.
- 什么峡？ - 地峡 - Isth... what? - ...lsthmus.
- 想到什么了吗 - 没有 - Remind you of anything? - No.
看起来像一支箭 It looks like an arrow.
枝杈是湿气染出的碎屑 这条线 好直 The offshoots are flakes from the damp. This line, so straight.
我们刚来的时候还没有 那时是只蜘蛛 It wasn't there when we arrived. There was a spider...
你脑子里才有蜘蛛 A spider in your brain!
它和餐厅里的那支箭很像 It looks like the arrow in the dining room.
什么餐厅？ What dining room?
就刚刚那间 该死的 The one from just now, dammit.
穿过了天花板 Pointing through the ceiling.
我觉得它像个耙子 I see a rake.
耙子就耙子 A rake, why not.
如果这是一支箭的话 应该是新出现的 If it's an arrow, then it was carved recently.
我能闻出来 I can smell it.
闻出来 就你？ Smell, you?
你整个人都泡在恶心的香水味里了 You're drenched in this nauseating perfume.
这是拉尔夫和朗的 卢西恩先生觉得很适合我 Ralph and Lang. Monsieur Lucien found it very good on me.
说起来 《恶心》还是你推荐给我的呢 I'd remind you, sir, that "Nausea" is a book that you recommended.
- 不去走秀？ - 太丑了 - No cat walks? - Weather's bad.
- 不出去？ - 不出去 - Not going out? - No.
至少你还有间房间 At least you'll stay in one piece.
如此开始之后 Passing a threshold...
两条鱼 为什么不是三条呢？ The two fishes. Why not three?
哦 天呐 Oh my.
忘记关厨房门了 We forgot to close the kitchen door
沃堤斯太太早上可受不了声响 祝你好胃口 and Mrs Woytis cannot stand noises in the morning.
今天阳光很好 The day will be radiant.
蕾娜和卢西恩已经 Lena and Lucien are already...
去他们的房子里监督装修了 at their house. To oversee the work.
早安 Bom dia.
我们可以找找你的箭头指向哪 We could check where your arrows are pointing.
不是我的箭头 They're not mine.
- 那是你的麻雀？ - 麻雀也不是我的 - And your sparrow? - Not my sparrow!
那是谁的？我是人类情感的专家 Whose then? I'm an expert in human passions.
耙子 A rake.
我们需要一个耙子 We need a rake.
我去去就来 I'll be right back.
扶稳了 Hold it.
别撒手 Don't let go.
有了 Got it.
吊着的木块可不是天天都能看见的 Wood hanged - one doesn't see that everyday.
机率 清风 Chance, the wind...
小鸟的献祭 麻雀的演出 But the birdies sacrificed, the sparrow put on show...
我有感动到 It moves me.
我要去写下来 I will write it.
- 为什么 - 有人在玩我们 - Why? - Someone is screwing with us.
- 会不会这只是一部小说? - 小说？ - What if this was just a novel? - Novel?
吊起麻雀 画上箭头 再吊起一块木头 Hang a sparrow, draw arrows, hang a piece of wood?
- 然后 耙子带我们去往某处 - 去往一个谜语 - Well, the rake took us somewhere. - To a charade.
去往对称的研习 A leaning for symmetry,
去往晦涩难懂的信号 a kind of confusing signal...
我看起来好多了 I'm looking better.
一定是家里的某人 It's someone from the house.
用木头来强调麻雀 The sparrow reinforced by the piece of wood.
好了 你考倒我了 一定是个疯子 没错 Now you've lost me. A wacko, yes.
哦不 这么多努力只为一个高级的笑话？ Oh no. So much effort for such a refined joke?
在这寻常的事物中 How many unnoticed signs
有着多少未被留意的符号？ in the natural order of things?
- 蠢蛋 - 你说的？他说的？ - Stupid jerk. - You say? He says?
他在呼吸 He's breathing.
- 去游泳吗 - 在下雨 - A swim? - It's raining.
下雨了 哈哈 Rain, that? Ha!
灼伤 A burn.
跟我说说《红与黑》的故事 Tell me the story of "The Red and Black".
你确定？ You sure?
灼伤 A burn
于连同雷纳尔太太有染 还朝她开枪 And Julien shoots Madame de R锚nal who he'd seduced
一开头 记得么？ at the beginning, remember?
他杀了她？ He kills her?
- 他在教堂里把她射伤 - 为什么要在教堂里？ - He wounds her in a church. - Why a church?
他是神学院学生 神学院 你知道吗 He was a seminarian. Seminary, you know what it is?
不太清楚 Nah, not really.
最重要的是 他们把他头砍了 That most important thing: they cut off his head.
- 所以他们把他脑袋砍了吗 - 是的 - And they cut off his head? - Yes.
这倒是更有意思了 It adds spice.
那个某夫人... Madame de...
吕克贝松吗 Luc Bresson?
是马克斯·奥菲尔斯 Oph眉ls, Max.
断头台 绞刑 鲜血 你那部惊悚小说 The guillotine, a hanging, blood. For your thriller...
- 真的吗 - 嗯 一场谋杀 - Really? - A murder.
我倒愿意演一部帕索里尼的电影 I'd love to act in a Pasolini film.
故事讲一个陌生人来到一个中产家庭 The story of a stranger, who visits a bourgeois family.
然后呢 And?
全家人都为他癫狂 父亲 母亲 儿子... He makes them all fall in love, father, mother, son...
- 就这样？ - 哦 不 - Is that it? - Oh no.
所有人都被他用情欲扭曲 When he perverted them,
和他睡过的年轻女仆穿过屋顶升天了 the young maid with whom he slept levitates above the rooftops.
她什么？ She what?
她升天了 白痴 像圣人那样 She levitates, you moron. Like the saints do.
伙计们 会打橄榄球吗 Hey guys, you know rugby?
别玩这个了 我们来争球 Stop this, form a scrum.
- 嘉特芮 - 嘉特芮怎么了 - Catherette... - Catherette what?
- 今晚我们就去搜搜 - 什么？ - Tonight we'll search. - You think?
莱昂跟我说她要去教堂 Leon told me she'll go to church,
然后与女友们午餐 then have lunch with her girlfriends,
一起打牌 再去看个电影 play cards with them, catch a movie
会很晚回家 and return late.
看什么电影？ To see what?
《星球大战》 最新那部 "Star Wars". The last episode.
嘉特芮这名字多奇怪啊 How peculiar to call someone Catherette.
我惧怕水 I'm afraid of the water.
维托尔德先生 你想 有一天我们偶遇她 So imagine, Mr. Witold, that one day we bumped into her,
我穿得美美的 做好新发型 甚至还修了脚 me in my Sunday best, fancy new hairdo, pedicure even.
莱昂也停住了脚步 Even Leon was stopped in his tracks.
然后我当着她面说... And I tell it to her face...
你的美乃兹冷鱼和醋酱韭黄 Cold fish mayo, leek vinaigrette for you!
你没事吧 小乖乖 Dumpling, are you all right?
还好吧 我的小乖乖 So so. My dumplingette.
哎呀喂 My word!
她真令人费解 She is impenetrable,
捉摸不透 像天顶一样无边无尽 elusive, immense like the ceiling...
来点鱼吗 Some fish?
然后我对莱昂说 别害怕 Then I said to my Leon: Don't be afraid. I'll take on
我来对付前丈母娘 the ex mother-in-law.
卢西恩马上到 他在跟他的俄国人打电话 Lucien's coming. He's on the phone to his Russian.
这个我不能忍 Anything but this!
简直无法无天了 You think you can do whatever you please?
别伤害查理 Don't hurt Charlie!
- 他抓了只老鼠 - 这就是为什么他不吃那个了 - He's got a mouse! - That's why he didn't get it.
- 不吃什么？ - 鱼啊 这就说得通了 - What? - The fish! It makes sense.
查理是蕾娜的猫 可卢西恩对猫毛过敏 Charlie is Lena's cat, but Lucien is allergic to its hair.
大家好 大家好 Hello, hello.
我们之前住在里昂 We were living in Lyon at that time,
不过住那儿对他胆固醇不好 which wasn't good for his cholesterol.
他什么旧玩意儿都看不上 就喜欢超新潮的 连城堡也要新的 He doesn't want anything old. He wants something ultra modern.
我需要 I need
一根线和一根小木块来画个正圆 a piece of wood and string to draw a circle accurately.
我有圆规 我借给你 I've got a compass. You can borrow it.
好啊 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
建筑师的圆规 很精确的 An architect's compass. Very precise.
快现身吧 鬼魂 Come, ghost, show yourself.
...在我眼前张开 而后收拢 ...that folds and unfolds before my eyes
这如同那掀起龙卷风的微波 so this hypothesis is like a breeze that rises a tornado,
如同那引燃烈焰的火花 like a spark that causes a fire.
丈夫的手 The hand of the husband.
如此礼貌的恐怖 与她的手时断时连 This courteous horror, linked, unlinked, with her mitt...
这个女人 她自己也清楚 For this woman, who knows, she could grow to hate this man
她大可置身事外 以漠如作恨意 with her irrelevance, all her blanditude.
- 用"漠如"这词对吗 - 我哪知道 - Can you say "blanditude"? - No idea.
- 你越来越严重了啊 - 你淤青的眼睛好多了 - You're getting worse. - Your black eye's healing.
对啊 嘉特芮给的这块牛肝 Yeah, it's Catherette. A slice of calf's liver.
动物世界 The animal kingdom.
猫和老鼠 The cat and the mouse...
我提起圆规的时候都没反应呢 No reaction when I mentioned the compass.
深渊与困惑 The Abyss and confusion, peas,
豆子 饺子 牙签 dumplings, toothpicks.
更准确的说 吃饭的时候谁不在场？ Even more severe. Who wasn't at the meal?
- 嘉特芮 - 你看 我早跟你说了 - Catherette. - See, I told you.
序列在我们眼前形成 The order is being born before our eyes.
形状亦如是 And the shape.
- 讲什么的 - 他的童年 - About what? - His childhood.
我从来没有过童年 I never had a childhood.
托莱昂的福 我们才去花园逛了逛 Thanks to Leon, we were able to tour the garden.
你在这儿很开心吗 You feel good here?
像家一样 差不多是了 Homely, I mean almost.
我爸酗酒 妈妈我从没见过 Father drank, never knew my mother.
我在街头长大 I grew up in the street.
我给你看样东西 I'll show you something.
- 它指着哪儿？ - 木头那儿 - It points at what? - Pieces of wood.
不对 它指着那里 No, it points there.
看到了吗 See something?
能看见吗 See anything?
帮我一把 Help me.
来 Come!
- 你看那把斧头 - 什么斧头 - Look at the axe. - Axe?
地上红柄的那把 On the ground with the red handle.
- 你早上看见它了吗 - 没有 - You saw it this morning? - No.
- 手柄呢 - 手柄怎么了 - And the handle? - A handle.
你看这角度 它指着哪儿 Angled like this? What does it point to?
嘉特芮的房间 你把它这么延长 Catherette's room, if you prolong it.
- 她不是住另一边吗 - 它能穿墙而过 - Isn't she on the other side? - It goes through the walls.
看这里 有锯屑的痕迹 Look here, an imprint in the sawdust...
而锯刃却在另一边 The blade was on the other side.
看这三块鹅卵石 这些草叶 And there, these three pebbles, and these few blades of grass,
还有这个衣夹 and here, this clothes peg.
有人给嘉特芮埋了个伏笔 Someone makes a sort of rhyme towards Catherette.
摆成三角形指向斧头 确认斧头是条线索 Shaped like a triangle directed at the axe, to confirm the axe.
都这样了 你可没干净衣服换了 At this rate, you'll have nothing to put on.
你的惊悚小说写得怎么样了 So your thriller, how's it going?
它随风而逝了 It vanishes in radishes.
晚上我要进城去 你想一起去吗 Tonight I'm going into town, coming?
我要是没考过的话 我爸会杀了我的 If I don't pass this exam, my father will kill me.
- 在你书里 - 《闹鬼》吗? - In your book... - "The Haunted"?
- 谁杀谁来着 - 父亲杀了儿子 - Who killed who? - A father. His son.
- 我的宝贝 - 我的宝贝 - A who-who. - A who-who!
只有梦相伴 with my dreams
今晚我如此孤独 I'm so alone tonight
我奖励给自己一件新外套 这是我的复仇 I treated myself to a nice jacket, my revenge.
朋友们 来得正好 Dear friend, dear friend, just in time.
- 噢 老天啊 - 什么 - Oh, bleurgh. - Pardon?
一直下滑的变奏曲 A variation... Sliding down...
嘉特芮 我们知道她不在 Yes, Catherette, we know,
可蕾娜也不在吗 卢西恩呢？ but Lena is not here as well? Nor Lucien?
- 他们在城里吃饭 - 跟俄国人吧 - They're dining in town. - With their Russian...
就他们俩 Just the two of them.
鬼祟的组合 The sneaky combinations.
组合... Combines...
你大惊小怪些什么 Oh, what are you fussing over?
你没看到吗 在吃东西呢 Daddy is muscling again.
拉尔夫和朗 我们来啦 Ralph Lang, here we are!
行动 Acting
为创造真实 to create the real.
为察看 To see!
为了证实 为了证实 To verify! Verify!
噢 为了启迪 Oh, to enlighten!
为了使一切晦暗 To make it all obscure!
黑夜中的臆兽 It the midst of the chimeras of the night!
- 你确定你没事？ - 你怎么还在这儿 - Sure you're okay? - Why are still you here?
- 我是想去确认一下 - 确认什么 - I was going to check. - Check what?
他们上床后睡了没 If they sleep, when they turn in.
这些事确实 The things are indeed
如帷幕一般 把我当作气球一般玩弄 a kind of screen and play with me like with a balloon.
我们可以... Oh, we could...
我们应该要的... we should... we'll get it.
空话 空话 空话 "Words, words, words..."
焦糖 糖果 还是巧克力？ "Caramel, sweets and chocolate?"
这世上如果没有你 "If you didn't exist...
我也会创造一个你 I'd invent you."
- 你看我在厨房发现什么 - 这是什么 - Look at what I found in the kitchen. - What is it?
一只蛤蟆 活的 A toad. Alive.
如果被人抓住 就说我们是为了把蛤蟆扔她床上 If we get caught we'll say it's to put it in her bed.
- 谁床上 - 你的嘉特芮啊 - Whose? - Your Catherette's.
- 不是我的嘉特芮 - 也不是你的蕾娜吗 - Not my Catherette. - And not your Lena?
顺便说一句 司汤达好像是好色之徒呢 By the way, it seems Stendhal was a skirt chaser.
帕索里尼还是个疯导演呢 And Pasolini a wild thinker.
- 好吧 - 好吧 - That's it. - That's it.
你在小花园里开不开心呀 Did you have fun in your little garden?
你现在看着还挺像样的 Now you look presentable.
他们都在房间里呢 They are all in their rooms.
我们可以去看你那只麻雀 We can visit your sparrow.
我惧怕黑暗 I'm afraid of the dark.
那些昏暗的洞穴 All the dark cavities...
湿滑的蛤蟆 This toad is all about its slippery moisture.
畸形的嘴与漆黑的洞 A crooked mouth and a dark cavity
被麻雀诅咒于这蛙鸟嘉特芮的怪圈中 encroaked with the sparrow in a sphere of toady-sparrowy-Catherettery.
你可真棒呢 I'm gobsmacked.
再跟你一起待几天 我就能得诺贝尔惊悚文学奖了 A few more days with you and I'll win the Nobel Prize in thrillerettery.
这样是不行的 That's not gonna work!
- 两个弱智 - 还是那句话 - Two retards. - Different songs, same tune.
- 别说了 - 心魔 - Drop it. - An obsession...
可那畸形的嘴唇还在 Yet these crooked lips exist...
带着光滑的脸颊 把你吸入 吐出 They suck you in, spit you out, from a face so smooth...
蕾娜 Lena...
那轮满月 与我淫荡的守望 The full moon. And my lovely erotic watch.
- 好了 我该走了 - 现在又是要去哪 - Right, I have to go! - Where now?
沙滩上的小约会 A little rendezvous on the beach.
帕索里尼就是在沙滩上被杀的 Pasolini was killed on a beach.
- 我只是想帮忙而已 - 怎么帮 - Just wanted to help. - With what?
帮忙孕育后代 胆小鬼 With giving birth, my chicken!
哎呦 你吓着我了 Oh, you frighten me.
好吧 一会儿见 All right, see you later.
我一定是在做梦 I'm dreaming!
蕾娜 Lena
看我在市场上发现了什么 特别棒 Look what I found at the market. This is divine.
这正是我们家需要的 It is exactly what we need for the house.
你笑什么 这就是我们想要的啊 Why are you laughing? It's what we were looking for.
我不相信 I don't believe this.
要是她是一个有着绿眼睛的孩子 If she'd been a child with very green eyes,
她也是一个怪物 she could also be a monster.
一个孩子般的碧眼怪物 A childlike monster with green eyes.
黑暗 深不可测 Unfathomable. Darkness.
她是恐惧还是热爱 或是无动于衷 She fears or she loves, or nothing at all.
又或者是其他什么 Or something else.
下流的 肉欲的 狡猾的 羞涩的 深刻的 Vile, sensual, cunning, shy, deep,
怯懦的 圣洁的 敏感的 单纯的 虔诚的 天真的 coward, saint, sensitive, pure, faithful, innocent,
无耻的 风骚的 cheeky, coquettish.
又或者只是从容的 Or simply easy,
失望的 厌倦的 冷淡的 disillusioned, bored, indifferent,
天使般的 或是端庄的 不满的 angelic or modest, unhappy,
放荡的贞洁 a debauched virginity,
残暴的腼腆 愤世的羞愧 brutal shyness, cynical shame,
冰冷的热烈 清醒的醉意 或者一片空白 cold heat, sober drunkenness or nothing!
污秽 变态 毛骨悚然 The dirt, the perversity, the horror!
黑暗 深不可测 Unfathomable. Darkness.
她是恐惧还是热爱 或是无动于衷 She fears or she loves, or nothing.
下流的 肉欲的 狡猾的 羞涩的 深刻的 Vile, sensual, sly, shy, deep,
怯懦的 圣洁的 敏感的 单纯的 coward, saint, sensitive, pure,
虔诚的 天真的 无耻的 也许风骚的 faithful, innocent, cheeky, maybe coquettish.
或者只是从容的 失望的 厌倦的 Or simply easy, disillusioned, bored,
冷淡的 热情的 或是卑鄙的 indifferent, passionate or mean,
天使般的 或是端庄的 不满的 angelic or modest, unhappy,
放荡的贞洁 残暴的腼腆 a debauched virginity, a brutal timidity.
他们心里的阴暗 The blackness of their hearts.
她在他面前一丝不挂 She was naked before him.
她的事我永远也弄不清楚 I'll never know anything about her.
我要问问那丈夫 他的鸡是否也是赤裸的 I'll ask the husband if his rooster was nude too.
先生 Sir!
太可怕了 有人杀了蕾娜的猫 A terrible thing, sir! Somebody killed Lena's cat!
- 查理吗 - 是的 查理 - Charlie? - Yes, Charlie...
他平常都和我一起睡的 He usually slept with me but that night,
昨晚我看完《星球大战》回家 I got home after "Star Wars".
然后今天早上 Only this morning...
你一定很受打击 What a shock for you...
我从没想过有人会 I never thought anyone...
没有任何人 No one, anyone...
你觉得呢 What do you think?
- 也想不到吧 - 怎么会想到要吊死一只猫啊 - No idea? - Where's the idea in hanging a cat!
你呢 亲爱的 And you, dear, dear,
你知不知道？是谁在哪儿怎么吊死它的 wouldn't you know? Who, where, how?
怎么吊的 用这根线呗 How? With this string.
- 我觉得 关于 - 你什么也别觉得 - For me, regarding... - You regard nothing.
是谁把你害成这样的 小可怜 Who did this to you, poor darling?
我们知道这里发生了一些事情 We know something is going on here...
我们甚至已经开始调查了 We've even started an investigation.
找到了 在我房里找到了 I found it! I found it in my room!
我们之前就打算搜查嘉特芮的房间 We were thinking of checking Catherette's room.
- 查什么 - 任何东西 - Checking what? - Everything.
盒子里是什么 What's in that box?
一只蛤蟆 A frog!
麻雀 鸡 蛤蟆 还有猫 Sparrows, chickens, frogs and cats...
谁会...什么样的人才会... Who could... what kind of a person would...
不 我们来之前就有吊死的事发生了 No. The hangings started before we arrived.
麻雀就是凶兆 还有小木块 The sparrow was a bad sign. And the pieces of wood...
什么小木块 What pieces of wood?
戴上你的眼镜吧 傻老头 Put your glasses on, you old fool!
- 傻子 我吗 - 某人 - Fool? Me? - Someone...
什么都没看见 这儿是堵墙 Can't see anything, there's the wall!
真是闹够了 If you'd just stop...
像你这样种牙签 Someone who plants toothpicks...
往自己瘊子上撒盐的人 吊死个猫也不奇怪 and sprinkles salt on his wart could very well hang a cat.
行了 就这样吧 Okay, let's leave things as they are.
我建议我们去餐厅开个会 I'd like us to meet in the dining room.
维托尔德和我有些事要和大家说 Witold and I want to share a few things.
真是够了 No more of this.
大侦探都这样做事的 That's how great detectives do it.
从昨晚到现在 她已经如花盛放 How she has blossomed since last night...
...插在柠檬皮上的笔 ...a pen planted in lemon peel
还有放在塑料盒里的文件 and a file planted in a plastic box.
针... Needles,
笔 柠檬皮...大头针 pens, lemon peel... safety pins.
真是够了 Fuck all, yes.
都什么荒唐事儿 Fuckallisimus!
两位先生在你屋里怎么找到了这么多破玩意儿呢 So all this shitimus found by these gentlemen in your room?
闭上你的臭嘴 Keep yer snout out!
- 你上哪儿去 - 去把查理葬了 - Where are you going? - To bury Charlie.
嘉特芮也是有脾气的 Catherette has her moods...
莱昂 只能是莱昂了 Leon. It can only be Leon!
对了 夫人 昨晚您也在砍东西呢 Mind you, Madame, you too were swinging...
- 我砍东西了吗 - 是的 - I was swinging? - Yes.
挥斧头 朝木桩上砍 An axe. At the chopping block.
- 我吗 - 就是你 - Me? - You?
- 所以呢 - 所以啊 - So what? - So what!
你发了狠似地使劲砍 You were swinging with a vengeance!
我没砍 我是在敲 I wasn't swinging, I was banging.
蕾娜 好孩子 解释一下我为什么要砸 Lena, my sweet, explain why I was thumping.
每隔一段时间 妈妈就会这样 Mum, from time to time...
像是个不定时的炸弹 It's like a crisis now and again.
所以她会随便拿起什么东西来发泄 So she grabs anything just to let off steam.
砸碎东西 打破玻璃 She smashes. She breaks glass.
我抄起随便什么 I grab anything. Anything!
任何东西 Yes, anything.
并不是任何东西 Not anything! Anything!
- 我们应该报警 - 我建议不要 - We should go to the police. - I wouldn't recommend it.
那些混蛋最讨人厌 Those bastards are most unpleasant!
后来 And then...
有更多敲击声 there was more knocking.
从楼上传来 From upstairs...
那是我 It was me.
当我发作时 她会抓着我的手 When it takes hold of me, she grabs me by the arm
然后她开始砸门 and then she makes a ruckus.
好让我缓过来 For me to come back to myself.
我听见两次砸门声 当时我正在楼梯上 I heard two sets of noises. I know,
我很清楚 我听见了 I was on the stairs. I heard!
两次吗 Two sets?
是的 我后来又敲了百叶窗 Yes, I banged again against the shutters.
我正担心呢 不知道我妈安静下来没 I was nervous, I wasn't sure that mum had calmed down.
我用卢西恩的鞋敲的 当时他在洗澡 With Lucien's shoe, while he was taking a shower.
我们应该去帮嘉特芮葬猫 We should go help Catherette with the cat.
但是我猫毛过敏 你们可不可以... But, as I'm allergic, wouldn't you...
所以你就拍屁股走人了吗 So you could say good riddance!
真是太混乱了 All this savagery...
你能别说了吗 Will you just shut up!
我闭嘴 行了吧 I'll shut up, fine,
但思考 我是绝不会停止的 but thinking... that, never I will stop!
她在撒谎 她在撒谎 She's lying. She's lying!
过来 Come.
- 为什么说她撒谎 - 门是我敲的 - Why do you say she's lying? - I was the one banging at the door!
- 为什么要敲 - 为了要进去 - What for? - To penetrate.
然后我吊死了猫 And then I hanged the cat!
- 它和你有什么仇 - 那是她的猫 - What did it do to you? - It was her cat.
麻雀和木棍的三角阵 A triangle with the sparrow and wood.
快停下 Stop it!
猫虽然柔软但险恶 There's something soft but assassin like about cats.
它们都是凶残的 They're atrocious!
那些电击一样的纹路 Those electric crackles...
猫可以被爱抚也可以被虐待 The cat is good for caressing, but also for torturing.
听我说 Listen to me!
别说这些没用的 毫无意义 The teapot was the last straw.
你在说什么 What are you saying?
我杀了她的猫 可她的双脚却依然这么纤小 I killed the cat, but her feet stay so little.
- 你也被感动了吧 - 我见识过很多事 - How does this affect you? - I've seen a lot of things.
对于她的猫来说 她太微小了 She found herself small in front of the cat
她为此而感到羞愧 and was ashamed of the cat.
我的朋友 你看上去完全... My friend, you look totally...
- 我要请求原谅 - 蕾娜的原谅吗 - I'll ask forgiveness. - To Lena?
猫的原谅 To the cat.
对于任何事她都太弱小了 她只适合爱情 Too small for everything, she's only good for love, nothing more.
你陷得太深了 就像萨特和司汤达 You're getting deep. Like Sartre or Stendhal...
因为她知道她感受到的就是爱情 Anything relating to her can only be loving.
作家吊死只猫就会这样吗 That happens when a writer hangs a cat?
即使她猜不到是谁干的 And even if she can't guess who did it,
也会为这只猫感到羞愧 她的猫 我们的猫 she'll still be ashamed of the cat which is her cat. Our cat.
这不是真正的谋杀 That wasn't the real murder.
她如此完美又遥不可及 How could this beauty, so perfect and out of reach,
怎能通过谎言与我相连 unite with me through lying?
稍等一下 Yes, wait.
- 我能进来吗 - 请进 - May I? - Yes, come in.
我是来告诉你们 来邀请你们 This is to tell you, to tempt you...
因为我的小乖乖 My sweet lovely dumpling,
是她让我们聚在这儿 thanks to whom we are all here,
一如往常 她又有个好主意 had a happy idea, like all her ideas...
我们应该出去透透气 We should get some fresh air
暂时远离这座房子 远离这些怪事 to get away for a bit, from this house, its aberrations,
如果你们想去的话 if you want to or not
也不一定能绝对安宁 no more guarantees of tranquillity.
怪事可能如影随形 The aberration, fiat ubi vult,
再碰上也有可能 can happen again-um.
这儿就是野猪窝嘛 Swinery-tum, in-swine-tum.
呜啦啦 Tiriri!
所以我的小乖乖就想出这个一日游 So, my dumpling had the idea of going on a day trip
一直去往海边 finishing at the seaside.
噢 天啊 Oh my God!
蕾娜还提醒我们说 Lena reminded us
他们的新房子快完工了 而且住着也挺舒服的 of their house, which is nearly finished and quite habitable.
蕾娜把钥匙都给她闺蜜了 Lena even gave the key to her best friend
她闺蜜正在度蜜月 who is in the middle of her honeymoon.
那里靠近海边 会很有趣的 It's true that in time, she'll be up to her neck in the sea.
所以就当先试试 Therefore, dumplingette thought of first making a little pilgrimage
和诅咒 to fight
作斗争 the curse.
她们刚刚还在准备食物呢 Just now they're preparing the grub,
一些三明治 some sandwiches...
准备在海边野餐 a seaside picnic.
小乖乖还打了电话呢 And dumplingette, the telephonette
打给蕾娜的朋友了 already called Lena's friend...
再看看我 And here I am
在我自己家里 in my very home
像只流浪狗一样 没法相信任何人 like an old stray dog, and I cannot trust anybody
因为谁能保证 because who can guarantee
猫就是最后一个受害者呢 that it will stop with the cat?
在猫之后 After the cat,
凶手会不会玩一场更大的局呢 will it not turn into a bigger game?
还有 And above all,
把你们的车也开去 take your car
以防万一有人想中途落跑 比如来自格勒布诺尔的这位 in case anyone wants to regain freedom. Like you, from Grenoble.
不 我从巴黎来的 No, from Paris.
那更糟 Even worse.
阴暗之都 The gloom.
老旧的景致 Post cards to poo-poo, pee-pee-tum.
腐朽的旅游业 The sinister guano tourism.
我要带你们看的 I will show you
是无敌一线美景 little first class landscapes, prima,
奇迹中的奇迹 wonders of wonder-ums,
灵魂珍宝 wonderingity-unicus
迷人到呜啦啦 but enchantingness-um tiriri
今生 for an entire
难忘 lifetime.
莱昂 Leon!
他总是叨叨个没完 He is always blah-blahing-um, joking-um.
可口美味的小乖乖 And dumplingette-the-cateringette!
这个宝贝 This I found
是我十七年前找到的 seventeen years ago.
他拖着到处跑 傻老头 He lugs it around everywhere, the old fool!
那非凡仙境 The phenomenality
芳草如茵 of grass blades,
野花成簇 of smallest flowers,
潺潺溪水 a sort of streaming
是最纯美的诗篇 in purest poetry.
呜啦啦... Tiriri...
让我舔一口 Licking-um the jowlies
小乖乖的小双下巴 of my dumplingette.
蕾娜去 我就去 说完了 If Lena goes, I go. Full stop.
麻雀 猫 Sparrows, cats,
小木块 鸡 警察 现在又是短途旅行 pieces of wood, chicken, cops... and now excursions.
你注意到蕾娜抹口红了吗 Have you noticed that Lena's put lipstick on?
没注意 I haven't.
卢西恩先生说她了 Mr Lucien chastised her.
他觉得嘴唇像是沾上血了一样 He thinks it's like smearing her mouth with blood.
解释一下 Please explain.
干净的裤子 My trousers, clean.
变化 浪漫 时而柔软 时而残暴 Variations, romances, sometimes soft, sometimes brutal.
无从妥当解释 And nothing can be explained, at least properly.
只对自己 只为自己 He to himself for his own.
我的小月光啊 My little moon beam!
你还真是老当益壮啊 不得了 You've regained your randiness! You did!
我们就像是去度蜜月一样 It's like going on honeymoon!
一路上都得困在这老爷车里 This car's a bone shaker. A whole trip, in this trap.
莱昂 And Leon!
- 他才不会往里挤的 - 他会的 - He'll never squeeze inside. - Yes he will.
莱昂 你的拐棍 Your stick, Leon!
- 能不能？ - 当然可以 - Do you mind? - Of course, please.
小乖乖和我也有一辆 不过是混合型的 Dumpling and I have one, but it's a hybrid.
现在啊 我亲爱的 These days, my dear, my dear,
混合动力车太多了 到处都闹哄哄的 there are too many hybrids for comfort.
- 真遗憾我们不会回来了 - 怎么了 - Pity we won't go around. - Why?
想看看嘉特芮会不会升天 We'd see if Catherette is levitating.
你不会照帕索里尼电影里那样跟她做了吧 Don't tell me you Pasolinied her.
山峰啊 视野真好 Oh, the peaks! The perspective.
一望无际 The beyond!
当心 Careful!
老鹰吗 A hawk?
- 反正不是麻雀 - 大老鹰 - A non-sparrow anyway. - A whore hawk.
这还挺难吊起来的 Hard to hang, this one.
感觉好点儿了吗 小宝宝 Feeling better, my little doll?
- 要有信念 - 嗯 - Faith! - Yes.
还有十五分钟就到了 人生就是一场赌 Fifteen minutes of infinity, blackjack in a life where nothing's free.
全能的主 仁慈的主 God almighty, merciful God...
我若忘却 则与魔鬼同行 The devil take me if I forget this one.
你的异想天开 莱昂 Your flights of fancy, Leon.
多棒的短途旅行 What a charming excursion.
神父 你要搭便车吗 Father, did you hitchhike?
- 去哪儿 - 来个三明治吗 - Where to? - A sandwich?
- 跟我们一样 来海边 - 短途旅行 - Same as us. To the sea. - An excursion.
这双鞋不好走路吧 These are not good walking shoes.
载一下牧师没有不方便吧 Does it not inconvenience you to take the priest in your car?
- 没问题 - 来吧 - Not at all. - Oh come.
你们是在等我吗 Aren't you waiting for me?
对啊 没事 Y a de la joie!
- 有些事情正在成形 - 什么 - Something begins to form. - What?
全局的雏形 像《恶心》里那样 The embryo of the whole. Just like "Nausea".
鸟 太高 红唇 糙手指 太低 The bird, too high, the red mouth, rustic fingers, too low.
他总要干预一些事情 He had to meddle with something.
一些让他不安的事 Something that disquiets him.
- 你觉得是什么事 - 什么罪恶吗 - What, do you think? - Some sin?
这位牧师 这位伙计 流露出 罪恶 良知 悔恨 This priest, a colleague, sin, conscience, crime, remorse surfaces...
他很烦恼 非常多 像茶壶一样要溢出来了 He bothers, he's too much... Almost like the teapot.
那些留在身后的事 变得更加靠近现实 All these things which stay behind, are becoming more and more present...
所有事物都是混杂的 像莱昂说得那样 Everything is hybrid, as Leon says.
- 你打算把她怎么着 - 把谁 - What would you do to her? - To whom?
蕾娜啊 不然呢 Lena, who else?
- 除了想上她... - 吊她 - Aside from bang her... - Hang her.
你个傻屌 You fuckwit!
我怎么知道 亲吻她 爱幕她 照顾她 I dunno, kiss her, adore her, caress her.
折磨她 羞辱她 一探究竟 Torture her. Humiliate her, just to see.
如果她在自己的猫死之后还画红唇 If she puts on lipstick after her cat's death,
就把一根手指塞进她嘴里 Then push a finger into her mouth!
莱昂 还是那么绅士 And Leon, always the gentleman!
这是托洛 It's Tolo.
吉内特 维托尔德 Ginette. Witold.
托洛是我们学校那个体育老师 Tolo is the gym teacher in our school.
他之前在阿富汗当兵 He was a brave in Afghanistan.
回国的时候他退伍了 然后我们就相遇了 He resigned when they pulled out, then he met me.
他俩合法 已经两周了 It's been two weeks since they can legally do it.
所以呯 嘭 嗙 就是生物学的范畴了 So bink, bonk, bang, biology!
你要加入我们吗 神父 Will you join us, Father?
- 我有件重要的事要告诉你 - 重要的事? - I have something heavy to tell you. - Heavy?
我恋爱了 I'm in love.
那个吉内特 她的身材是不是很没料 That Ginette, isn't her body boring?
- 很单薄? - 很袖珍 - Mono-toned? - Sparrow-toned!
没料? Boring?
到啦 欢迎光临 So, welcome.
这是厨房 厕所在右边 There's the kitchen, the toilet is on the right.
卧室在楼上 The rooms are upstairs.
你们先挑房间吧 蕾娜和我住剩下的 Take any you want, Lena and I will choose last.
- 还好吗 - 快把酒放下吧 Okay? Don't keep the wine.
- 我们午餐花了多少钱? - 九块 - How many are we for lunch? - Nine.
单薄无聊 Mono-toned and boring.
深渊 绳结 岩石 模式 节奏 Chasms, knots, strata, patterns, rhythms,
伤口 溃疡 卵石... wounds, sores, scree...
你看那些精致缠绕的枝杈 就像芭蕾舞者的… Did you see those delicately joined limbs, like a ballerina's...
- 小心点 - 你真无聊 - Careful. - Shit, you're a real coconut.
枝杈 精致地缠绕着… Limbs, delicately joined...
无法抗拒 来势汹汹 The irresistible and menacing tide of things.
无法抗拒 The irresistible
来势汹汹 and menacing tide of things.
蕾娜 纯洁还是肮脏 Lena, clean or dirty...
我爱她 I love her.
神父 晚餐准备好了 Oh, there you are Father, dinner's served!
呜啦啦 Tiriri.
煮了它 它就死了 完了 没了 Cooks it, it's gone. Over. No more.
一旦太阳西沉到… As soon as the sun goes down...
真理的酒里 In vino-um veritas!
羊肉怎么样 托洛做的还不错吧 And the mutton? Tolo's doing as well?
托洛做的 都是托洛做的 Tolo's, it's always Tolo's...
这些不是 These are not
还有那些绝美的景观 但是要有耐心 those first class landscape-ums, but have patience.
菜太多了 Everything is too much!
多幸福啊 而且天气也是好到死而无憾了 What a joy, on top of that, weather to die for!
是啊 长官 去死吧 我说 Yes, Colonel! To die, says I!
去死啊 To die.
不是去死 是去死 Not to die, to die!
酒要吗 Some wine?
有没有让你想起某个人 Remind you of someone?
是吧 嘉特芮的分身 除了... Of course. Catherette's spitting image, well, except for...
这里几乎需要的东西都有了 Almost everything where one needs it.
但是 But then...
身体的寂寞 a bodily solitude...
我会盯着你哦 混蛋 Oh, I've got my eyes on you, scoundrel.
多高兴呐 不准看电视 Such bliss! No TV!
就像是在车站 It's like at a station,
等着发车一样 waiting for a train to depart...
- 来点酒吗 - 一点点 - Would you like some wine? - A drop.
酒杯空了 Blood down the drain!
你们相信吗 17年前 Would you believe that seventeen years ago,
莱昂的身材相当匀称 my Leon was quite fit?
回避和反差 Dodging and contrast.
- 要再来点什么吗 神父 - 卡门培尔奶酪 - Care for anything else, Father? - Camembert.
卡门培尔奶酪 给你 配上沙拉 Oh, Camembert, here it is! With salad.
美味的沙拉 Delicious, the salad!
你以前也比现在诱人哦 我美丽的维纳斯 You were so much more delicious! My callipygian Venus.
远超前人的美丽 Prehistoric...
我们不该抱怨 We shouldn't complain.
- 除了斯皮尔伯格的电影 - 糟透了 - Except about the Spielberg movies... - Terribly off...
它没有那种 It doesn't have...
难以言喻的感觉 The ineffable.
再来点酒 More wine...
我们喜欢你的裤子 托洛先生 We love your trousers, Mr Tolo.
我们都是丁丁历险记的粉丝 We're such fans of Tintin!
- 我们讨厌他穿牛仔裤 - 品味问题 金妮 - We hated him in jeans. - Lack of class, Ginny.
你跟我谈品味 Oh you and class...
我会告诉拉尔夫和朗 一定会给他们灵感的 I'll talk to Ralph and Lang, might inspire them.
看到镜子里如此可爱的自己我真开心坏了 I'm ecstatic to see myself so lovely in the mirror!
布鲁塞尔餐厅在哪 The Brussels restaurant, where the...
克洛邬 "Klov"!
她闻起来越来越臭了 或许是那个牧师 She stinks more and more... Or maybe its the priest...
味道是以她为中心散发出来的? A sort of physical self-centredness?
这味道真受不了 The smell is barely bearable.
让你想吐 是吗 Makes you puke, right?
当她散发出味道的时候 When she gets a whiff of herself!
我可以一天洗三个澡 还要滴点儿柠檬来除味 I could take three baths a day, with a few drops of lemon.
开玩笑啦 Jokes and japes.
这蛋糕入口即化啊 The petits fours melt in the mouth!
我没有权利吗 Don't I have the right?
是啊 我有权利 Yes, I have the right...
我知道他很帅而我并不美 I know he's handsome, and I'm not.
卑劣的人类 难道我就没有捍卫自己纯洁爱情的权利吗 To human meanness, don't I have the right to oppose the purity of my love?
你们无权禁锢我的爱 没有任何东西能取代我的爱 You cannot forbid it, nothing can replace love!
我才不会以此为耻 And I'm not ashamed.
我要去午睡了 我有权午睡吧 I need my siesta! I have a right to it.
你一起吗 托洛 You coming, Tolo?
当然 亲爱的 Yes, my love.
- 你的裤子拉链开了 - 天啊 - Your fly. - Yes, my precious...
等她有钱的父亲去世的时候 When her father dies, an industrialist
她就能继承一笔财富了 she'll inherent a packet!v
午睡 是啊 再洗个澡 清洁身体 A siesta. Yes I am. And a shower. To be clean.
清洁我啊 卢西恩 Clean me, Lucien?
现在呢 But now...
他已经把车借给他们了 Already he loaned them his car...
- 什么样的车 - 黑色那辆 - What kind? - A black one.
- 是辆奔驰 - 奔驰车烂透了 - It's a Merde-cedes. - Mercedes cars are shitty.
沃提斯夫人嫁给了我 Mrs Woytis had to come down a bit from her pedestal-um
她就不得不从她的王位上下来了 when she married me.
别管我啊 Leave me alone!
如果牧师呕吐了 她就不该呕吐 If the priest vomits, she shouldn't,
她的嘴印证了神父的嘴 her mouth reinforcing the ecclesiastic mouth.
但是牧师都呕吐了 为什么她不可以呢 But if priesty pukes, why shouldn't she?
到底要在我们身边隐藏环绕多久 How long will it hide and encircle?
- 布勒 - 布勒什么 - Bleurgh. - Bleurgh what?
斯皮尔布勒 Spielbleurgh.
还有什么吗 What else?
导演布勒曼 斯特林布勒 Bleurgman the filmmaker, Strindbleurgh,
无聊的哲学家布勒森 Bleurghson, the philosopher of boredom.
这些人到底反对我什么 What do these mouths have against me?
那个 你比其他人聪明 Well, you're less dumb than the others.
纷杂的情绪 So many emotions...
- 我是喝够了 你呢 - 醉了 - I'm done. And you? - Drunk.
什么醉了？有问题吗 Oh, but what drunkness? What promises?
爱啊 L'amour...
多么伟大的创想正在到来 Oh, what a great idea coming here!
就像是一览群山 注目着麻雀 Exactly like facing mountain, facing the sparrow,
天花板 斧头 垃圾 the ceiling, the axe, the waste
就像在嘉特芮房间里的…猫 like in Catherette's room... the cat.
虚若无物 聆听沉寂 Nothing. Listen to the silence!
牧师的守则 结婚的典礼 他那肥硕的手指 The Rule of the priest, weddings, his fat fingers.
- 哦 黏黏的 - 斜搭着 - Oh, that's viscous... - Oblique.
我痴醉地想着爱抚她后颈的感觉 I suffer thinking of caressing her nape.
谁的 Whose?
吉内特的啊 傻蛋…当然不是牧师的 Ginette's, asshole... Not the priest's!
嘉特芮的嘴唇 Oh, the lips of Catherette!
你总是让我大吃一惊 You never stop astounding me.
难道不惊人吗 写下来啊 To write, isn't it to astound?
或者跟有一双纤纤玉手的女子不停地窃窃私语 Or the generosity whispers to a woman that her hand can constitute a gift.
他们的痛苦 她的痛苦 Their torture. Her torture.
你一直这样废话我要怎样聆听沉寂 How can I listen to silence if you blah blah?
爱的 "The right...
权利 to love."
你是在凝视风景还是我的脚趾 Staring at the view or at my toes?
你的…你的口红掉色了 At your... Your lipstick's faded.
确实 Indeed.
- 你的脖子 - 怎么 - Your neck... - What?
如果是我折断了你猫的脖子 If I broke your cat's neck
我也要折断你的脖子 I would have to break your neck too
然后把你吊起来 and hang you.
这一切 仅只是为了我 Well, only just for me...
天啊 你是如此的天真 God, are you naive.
但为什么是我 But why me?
因为白璧微瑕 Because there is an imperfection in each perfection.
大醇小疵 A wrong in each righteousness.
美唇微弊 A mouth flawed in a mouth.
如同我的嘴唇 A mouth just like mine.
而我 我的灵魂 何时出现 "The universe - And I - my soul - "When shall my day come?
何时我才能从清醒中醒来 "When will I wake up from being awake?
我不知道 "I don't know
炙阳当空 "The sun shines on high noon
无力凝望 "And impossible to stare at
心跳渐远 "The heart beats far from itself
难以听闻 "And impossible to hear
这出没有剧院的剧目 "When will this drama without theatre
或是没有剧目的剧院 何时消失 - Or this theatre without drama - disappear?"
- 你知道这首诗? - 原版更绝妙 - You know this one? - It's better in the original.
- 哦 猫咪正用生活的眼注视着我 - 是谁潜伏在你内心深处 "Who's the one who lives inside you? O cat staring at me with eyes of life
即使截然不同 但仍是它 "The same one even if totally different.
是他 "It's him!
是他 It's him!"
这出没有茶壶的剧目什么时候才会消失 When will this drama without a teapot disappear?
你忘了我是个教语言的老师 You forgot that I'm a language teacher.
- 你还知道多少 - 一些些 - How many do you know? - Some.
- 蕾娜 - 来了 - Lena! - Coming!
可我只知道这一个 一点点而已 I only know one, barely...
我病了 I'm sick.
病入膏肓了 I'm very sick...
可我其实并没那么病态 I'm not so sick after all.
你在那干嘛 莱昂 But what are you doing here, Leon?
没什么 我什么也没做 Nothing! I do nothing!
每个人的人生都是这样 I'm doing what one does all one's life:
什么也没做 nothing!
有的人起立 The chap-um stands up,
又坐下 急促地说着 写着 sits down, jabbers, writes,
然后什么都没做 and nothing.
有的人许诺 The chap-um insures,
交易 结婚 离婚 sells, gets married, doesn't get married,
最后也是什么也没做 and nothing!
有的人在沙滩上抗议 The chap-um marches-um in sand-um
还是什么也没做 and nothing.
气泡水 Bubbly water.
鲸鱼 A whale.
又是为了什么 And for what?
什么也没有 Nothing!
我喝够了 I've had enough!
贼 Thievery!
你看起来还是很烦闷 因为猫吗 You look upset. Is it still the cat?
猫是一方面 还有… The cat-um is but a detail...
另一方面 你 On the other hand, you
我的酒搭子 my old boozing partner.
看着我 把你的鼻子凑近点儿 Look at me! Bring your nose-um closer!
闻你？ To sniff you?
我喷了古龙水 I've put on some cologne!
呜啦啦 Tiriri!
- 要和我一起来吗 - 去哪? - You coming with me? - Where?
- 另一边 - 我去拿我的伞 - The other way. - I'll grab my umbrella.
看 Look!
看那无垠的海水 Look at this immense water
如泪水般咸 salty like tears!
但是… But...
但还是一样 什么也没有 But here, too: nothing.
而你呢? And you?
除此之外 Apart from that...
对 我是有些神经紧张 yes, there are some nerves in my tension,
还有些紧张神经 and some tension in my nerves!
- 你们要去哪? - 去个能吹风的地方 - Where you going? - Wherever I'll blow the wind!
一个带着拐棍的朝圣者 As a pilgrim with my stick
要出发去做弥撒 to Mass I go!
去当自己的牧师 我的小不点 Where I'll be my own priest, my little man,
我的臭教皇 my stinking Pope!
我在清晨和夜晚吟唱 I sing, evenings and morning
吟唱 I sing!
那只乞丐猫的尸体碾压着我的神经 The cadaver-um of the scrounging cat could grate my nerves.
你或许在想 You are probably thinking about
桌上摆放着餐前点心 my little muzzle-games on the cloth-um
还有牙签和盐 我妻子的注视着 Toothpickums and salt, under the gaze of my wife.
只可惜她没有得到它 Except that she doesn't get it.
- 得到什么 - 哼哼 - Get what? - That bleurgh.
对回避和反差的嗤之以鼻 Any bleurghing of dodging and contrast.
看那里 Look at that!
大黄蜂 This bumblebee.
这个像直升机一样的流氓 Like a helicopter, the rascal.
每当我想要 Whenever I want.
毕竟 亲爱的 我的青春就这样了 Because, dear, my youth was so-so.
我只是有点 并不是真的 Me just a bit, but not really...
就像透过玻璃 看着对方 从清晨到夜晚 Like behind glass, one watches the other from morning to night.
我在办公室找到了一点小乐趣 And I invented for myself, a tiny pleasure at the office.
我在桌上用指甲挖了个槽 With my nail, I deepened a groove in the wooden table.
一次在伊纳 And once in Neuilly,
我去给一个女演员投保 其实是母狮子 真的 when I was insuring an actress, a lioness, believe me,
递给她文件的时候 我摸到了她的手 handing over papers, I touched her hand.
这微小的触碰勾起了狂热的兴奋 The mad excitement of this tiny touch
但是没门 but no way...
于是我想通了 So I wised up:
既然我们自己拥有双手 为什么还要去寻觅别人的手呢 why seek the hand of another when we have two ourselves?
练习之后 就可以成为专家 With practice, one can become an expert.
一只手触碰另一只手 而不被发现 A hand touches another, no one can see it.
而且这样用手指去触碰别人的膝或耳 And it's not even a felony, but with a finger one can touch
不会构成重罪 one's knee or the ear...
- 你也在哼哼吗 - 我什么 - You're bleurghing too? - I what?
就在这吧 Proper, huh?
来个诱人合集 Tutti frutti!
我们的愚蠢 Our other follies.
在虚空之中 In the void
在沙漠之内 the desert-um
在遥远之远 in the far far aways,
在山脉与大海 in the deadly calm
死寂的沉静中 of the mountains, the sea...
把残存的留下 Leaving aside all what remains,
而留下的 无边无际 a left over, immense
来势汹汹 and menacing...
你真的觉得我瞎了吗 Do you really think I'm blind?
你说 Say...
你秘密的欲望和哀叹 Secreto-desire-um and bleurgh.
你 觊觎我继女的裙底 You Sir, would love to get into-bleurgh the panties of my almost daughter
想做她婚姻里的情人 in full lover-um number one in her tiriri marriage-um!
- 你个混蛋 - 哦不 那个牧师才是混蛋 - You're a shit. - Oh no. The priest is the shit.
而且 Besides,
谁知道呢 who knows?
于我 至少是 你知道的 With me, at least, you know,
一个饺子 一粒盐 嘉特芮 然后砰 a dumplingette, a grain of salt, Catherette and bang!
如果玉米能弄伤脚 If a corn can hurt the foot
为什么不可以带来狂欢呢 why could it not bring ecstasy?
- 你是个有信仰的人 我从未怀疑 - 有信仰的人 - You're a believer. I'd never guess. - Believer...
哪怕再微小的事 也不能没有信仰 Even the slightest of things cannot be without belief...
比如 其一 For, primum:
野猪 狮子 the boar, the lion,
山脉 the mountain.
其二 Secundum:
虫子 麻雀 蠕虫 the lice, the sparrow, the worm.
看啊 这庞大而可悲的规模 Ergo, the huge and pathetic scale...
的确 为了一己之便我时常胡搞 It is true that I fuck about often, to facilitate.
但如果我不这样 那也太艰难了 But if I wouldn't facilitate, it would be too difficult.
所以如果是你呢 So it was you?
发射炮火与钟表响铃一样重要 Artillery discharges are as important as the sound of bells...
一部电影 奇妙的玛丽那·维拉迪 A movie. Wondrous Marina Vlady!
不是玛丽那·维拉迪演的 It wasn't Marina Vlady!
- 舔 - 舔我的手指？ - Lick! - My finger?
舔一下 我说 Lick a bit, say I!
或往自己身上吐口水 Or go spit on yourself.
你会觉得 莱昂 Because you thought Leon,
那个老混蛋 他的生活荒诞肮脏 the old fart, his life ridiculous, subterranean,
他总不会无缘无故把你带到这来 did he bring you here for nothing?
- 其实是为了周年纪念日 - 谁的 - But it's for the anniversary. - Whose?
嗯 准确来说没到17年 还差一个月零三天 Well, not exactly seventeen years less one month and three days.
我的纪念日 水 亲爱的 Mine. Water, sweet!
亲爱的 水 Sweet water!
曾有一次 Once,
在我一生中唯一的一次 only once in all my life-tum.
还有那个小懒鬼在厨房帮忙 With the little slut helping in the kitchen.
我才赶上了 I reached.
那个时候她还在那个已经烧毁了的酒店里工作 She was working in a small hotel that has since burnt down.
幸运的是 卢西恩住得离我们不远 Luckily, Lucien settled down not far from here.
卢西恩很迷人 是吧 He's charming, Lucien, isn't he?
卢西恩不希望自己的妻子是个演员 Lucien, who doesn't want his wife being actress.
据我所知 It was here, just once...
就在这 曾有一次 I've known...
那个奇迹 如果可以的话 the miracle, if you allow me...
出现在那恩泽与诽谤之中 between grace and malediction.
我曾爱过 I've loved.
外面似乎有点儿冷 There might be a chill in the air.
你丈夫呢 Your husband?
附近吧 Somewhere...
抱歉 Sorry.
你看到沃提斯先生了吗 Did you see him, Mr. Witol?
嗯 在树林里 Yes, in the forest.
- 和谁 - 他想让我们和他一起 - And? - He wants us to join him.
- 为什么 - 不知道 一起看风景？ - What for? - I don't know. Admire his landscape?
大晚上的？不愧是莱昂 晚上什么也看不到 At night? Typical Leon. One sees nothing at night.
维托先生 如果要散步的话 我就不去了 Mr Witol, as for walking, I gave it my due.
是维托尔德 It's Witol-d.
马克西玛皇后 Queen Maxima...
国王 the King...
帮我抬着 Hold that for me.
最坏的是 她太励志了 The worst part is that she is so inspired.
蕾娜？ Lena?
当然不是蕾娜 金妮 他们从来不帮她 Of course not Lena, Ginny! They never cut her any slack.
贫瘠的灵魂 The poor soul.
天呐 你看上去好糟糕 Fuck, you don't look so good.
都是他干的 莱昂 It was him. Leon.
- 除了那只猫 - 什么 - Except the cat. - What?
你无法理解所有的事物都是一个庞大的军队 As long as you did not understand that every thing is a huge army,
一切 人群 everything, a crowd...
我和她似乎不属于这 It is as if we were not quite there, me and her,
她和我 her and me,
就好像是从其他地方投影到这里 it's as if we had been projected from elsewhere
从月亮 from the moon.
哈喽 米奇 Hello Mickey!
我还在等你呢 I'm still here for you.
- 穿上衣服 我们出去玩 - 好啊 我们来点儿好玩的 - Get dressed, we'll have some fun. - Super! We could use some!
我们经历的事件从指尖滑过 The events we went through, are slipping through our fingers
如清扫垃圾一般 还有那些声响 like sweepings, and all those blows...
她的卢西恩 太纯洁了 他是不是有点儿傻 Too clean, her Lucien. Isn't he a bit dumb?
不 他是一个有头有脸的人 No, he's a swell guy.
他有外科医生一般的手 不像我 He's got surgeon's hands, not like mine.
说真的 想粘哪儿都行 Mind you, sticking these in wherever.
那样的家伙怎么可能有这么漂亮的女朋友 How did a guy like that get such a beauty?
他讲的那个鸡的故事也很奇怪 His story about that chicken, also weird.
情侣的组合都是偶然的 Couples forming by chance.
这该怎么说? What is there to say?
及时行乐 Carpe diem!
这里的重量如今如此让人嫌恶 The weight of the here and now has become like the bleurgh,
完完全全 decisive.
这里的重量如今如此让人嫌恶 完完全全 The weight of the here and now has become like the bleurgh, decisive.
你会不会有点太沉湎于此了 Aren't you over doing it, a bit?
满月即将来临 烂漫相伴而至 There will be a full moon, it can be romantic.
我们要去哪 Where are we going?
莱昂 麻雀 树林 利斧 一切 Leon, the arrows, the piece of wood, the axe, everything.
让人好奇 尤为好奇的是 But what is curious, very curious,
什么都没有改变 is that it changes nothing.
我深陷于蕾娜 I'm drowning with Lena.
我才不会任由你 还有你那低俗的惊悚小说 I won't let you. With your shitty-tum thriller.
不是惊悚小说 It won't be a thriller.
而是一部电影 A film.
好极了 托洛 Bravo, Tolo!
你最好遮着点儿 这可能有蚊子 You did well to cover up, there might be mosquitoes.
结露时候的海洋气味好沁人 The sea will smell wonderful after the dew.
你才是沁人心脾的那个 You're the one smelling wonderful.
小心 Careful!
没事吧 How are you doing?
是嘉特芮拯救了我 It's Catherette who illuminates me.
从偷袭者的猛扑中拯救了你 From where will the predator pounce?
我在想到底发生了什么 I wonder what's going on...
很快我就要去度蜜月了 Soon it's me who'll be on my honeymoon!
阿纳托尔？ Anatole?
你能带我穿越这激流吗 Would you carry me across the stream?
来嘛 可怜可怜我这小脚丫 拜托
是啊 托洛 干嘛不去呢 Right, Tolo, why not you?
阿纳托尔 抱一下她吧 Anatole, please, carry her.
走吧 Let's go!
我想我忘了带我的剃刀 I think I forgot to pack my razor.
待会儿你的可以借我吗 Would you mind lending me yours, later?
是时候溺死这只虫子了 It's time to drown the bug.
云朵 云朵 Clouds, clouds...
月亮 the moon.
如此美丽 It's grand.
那时也是 Then too,
正如我记忆里那般 as I remember.
我记得 I remember-um.
你不过是张脸 You are just a face.
一个面具 A mask.
一件物品 一个物体 An object, a thing.
在那之后 空无一物 Behind it, there's nothing.
皆是虚空 The void.
无言以对 Say nothing.
我知道如果没有她 我的生活将不再歌唱 I know that without her, my life loses its music,
不再新鲜 不再充满激情 its freshness, its passion.
若不是她 站在那里 Without her, standing there,
散发光芒 我早已不愿相看 full of attractions I no longer want to see.
我的生活会腐烂 My life is turning rotten,
变质 趋于平缓 perverted, flat.
她的笑容 Her smile...
她的红唇 her mouth...
她的玉手 her hands.
令人厌恶的是我 不是她 It was I who became disgusting, not her.
我是厌恶之源 I am the maker of disgust.
这都是我的错 It's my fault.
谁会相信我 谁会那么想 Who will believe me, who would have thought?
对死人和对活人如此大不相同 It's different doing it to a corpse than to somebody alive.
你弄疼我了 You're hurting me.
对不起 Sorry.
或许是因为你和某个房客睡了 他才上吊自杀 Maybe he hanged himself because you slept with a tenant?
莱昂？嘉特芮？ Leon? Catherette?
或许是他对上吊的痴狂将他引到绳端 Or was it a mania for hanging that drove him to hang himself...
一切皆有可能 There are no impossible combinations.
嘉特芮的唇 你的唇 麻雀 树林 猫 Catherette's mouth, your mouth, the sparrow, wood, cat.
卢西恩 吊死了自己 Lucien hangs... To hang!
这些事发生在我的周遭 融化在一对红唇中 Hangings turn upon me, I've fused them with two mouths.
我无法吊死你 I could not hang you.
但是这样很扫兴 But that would be a disappointment.
我们爱上了彼此 We're in love with each other...
如果我想要杀了你 也是因为你 And if I want to do you in, it's because you...
因为我
人们无法窥探到他人茶壶里到底是什么 Because one cannot fathom what another has in his teapot.
我 一个模范丈夫 Me, an exemplary spouse,
握住这个蛋 在指尖玩耍 holding this egg, toying with it between my fingers.
但是 该如何摆弄才好呢 善意的还是邪恶的 Yes, but how to turn it? Innocently, virtuously...
但只要我愿意 我还可以 But if I want to, I can also...
托洛 Tolo!
不用管他 莱昂 He's not organising, Leon-um.
他在思考 He thinks.
列宁曾说过 Lenin said:
思考才有无限的未来 "Thinking has a colossal future."
你还没告诉过我 为什么毛巾会自己移动 You never told me why the towel moved by itself.
你书里写的 In "The Dumpted".
我不知道 I wouldn't know.
或许是因为我和贡布罗维奇的名相同 There's a reason I have Gombrowicz's first name.
他从来不知道该如何给自己的小说结尾 也不清楚小说的意义 He never knew how to finish his novels, nor their meaning.
我就送你到这了 I can't get you any closer...
你父亲不太好客 And your father wouldn't be so hot about it.
不 No...
你有信仰吗 Do you have faith?
没有 No...
我就送你到这了 I can't get you any closer...
你父亲不太好客 And your father wouldn't be so hot about it.
不 No.
你有信仰吗 Do you have faith?
没有 No...
我还得把她介绍给我的父母 I still have to introduce her to my parents.
你会去找嘉特芮吗 You'll see Catherette?
当然 For sure.
只对自己 只为自己 He to himself for his own.
我们的目光都投注在彼此身上 Yes, we kept an eye on each other.
但嘉特芮可能悄悄地来了 潜伏在黑暗之中 But Catherette could have come and lurked in the shadows.
那可能就是一场谋杀 And that could have been the murder.
拉尔夫和朗 好吧 Ralph and Lang, of course...
就在这 It's here.
蕾娜 Lena!
你会成为一个伟大的作家 You will become a great writer.
你会帮我成为一个真正的女演员吗 Will you help me to become a real actress?
（英语）你会帮我成为一个真正的女演员吗
一个真正的女演员？ A real actress?
我妈不会同意的 My mother wouldn't approve.
完美 如果没有框里的 Perfect, if not for the bunch of people
那些人的话 in the frame.
你他妈在干嘛? What are you fucking doing?
别碰她 Leave her alone.
爱的弊病 Malady of love
年轻的弊病 Malady of youth...
莱昂先生 你怎么了 Monsieur Leon, what's happening to you?
没事 Nothing.
没什么可看的了 There's nothing more to see.